I prefer a firm but chewy sugar cookie. Not too much dusting of sugar on top, but enough to get a good taste of grit in your teeth. - random_tangent

You enjoy nostalgia, story-telling and the holiday season, if only for the cool weather and pumpkin spice lattes. You are open to all cookie types but prefer simplicity; in your book, simple done well trumps fancy any day. You are averse to strong smells, sounds and textures. You may be Temple Grandin. 

You tend toward perfectionism. The very specifications of this cookie imply you are as vocal in criticism as you are in praise. This may annoy those who try to express contrary political opinions or use your new Game of Thrones hardback as a blotter. Pick your battles.