You are honest to a fault. A little square. A little reserved. A little set in your ways, but very rewarding to get to know.
You are probably Canadian.
Dear Cookie Psychologist: I love the cookies you often get at the mall. You know: soft, gooey, and often with icing on top? I think the company that makes them is called The Cookie Company. I like to get the kind where they take two chocolate chip cookies and sandwich them around a big glob of icing. - dorightwoman
You are warm and down-to-earth. There isn’t a hipster bone in your whole body. Even unfriendly cats will come out from under the couch to see you.
You may want to get your insulin tested.
Oreos, dipped in milk for 5-7 seconds so they’re soft and just started to get mushy, but not yet disintegrating. - omskivar
You have surprising discipline and patience. You are willing to work for your goals in a way some people are not. You are very good at Mario Kart.
You appreciate that life has bitter as well as sweet, and you don’t mind the occasional papery nut-skin stuck in your teeth. You are well-adjusted and adaptable and possibly a little hedonistic. You don’t stress about things that don’t deserve it. You like hiking but have a hard time getting anyone else to go.
I really like baking… And during the holidays, shortbread is probably my favourite thing to make. Thoughts? - nathaliad
You have a strong caretaking instinct and possibly a strong making-other-people-fat instinct. There is something profound and honorable in your desire to make pretty geometric cookies that don’t last more than 40 minutes. Your other interests may include sandcastles, flower arranging and emotionally unavailable people. This is OK.
Your favorite cookie is repressed. Get in touch with your inner cookie feelings and you will find something round and crumbly in your past.